Saturday, January 19, 2008

Tortoise Interuptus: Ban This Zoo! (NYC, January 2008)

Two horny Tortoises go at it in the Central Park Zoo, forcing other innocent animals to suffer through this public display of appallingness (PDA). The unfortunate coital display delighted children but disgusted right-wing, Christian activists at the zoo who immediately called for a ban on the Zoo. Left wingers in the audience quickly came to the defense of the pair, offering them some literature, a free abortion and some "weed."

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